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therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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woodmeat:

theres a book called thug kitchen and its not about a former drug dealer making a success of himself in white mans america, its about some vegan dookie recipes with a few ‘damn’ and ‘mother fuckers’ sprinkled in

one day yall white people gonna collectively stop… when u get collectively clapped…

conversation at work
 i work at a halloween haunted house park
Guy who works in a haunted house:  The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light.
Me:  Yeah? Why's that?
Guy:  If they're wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white bra to this place?
Me:  uh
Me:  i dont get it
Guy:  you can see their bras. Its funny.
Me:  did you not know girls wear bras? Did you not know girl's have breasts?
Some girl walking past:  What? We have... Hold on *looks down shirt* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
some other boy:  HOLY SHIT what the FUCK is under your SHIRT?
girl:  I DONT KNOw? BREASTS APPARENTLY??
other boy:  *SCREAMING*
girl:  *SCREAMING*
me:  *SCREAMING*
first boy:  uh fine whatever fine i get it jesus christ